My wife and I attended your party on Friday and had a great time. We have previously been to parties in the UK, but this was the first in Australia and your party more than compared to the ones in the UK.

My wife loved the gowns you supply and I thought the different rooms were great. The crowd were really good and though we don’t fully swap we had some fun with other couples. I enjoyed seeing  my wife get around with very few clothes on !

Will definitely be back for the next party. Please put me on your mailing list if you have one

Cheers, Paul

Hi, we’re Denise + Jay, (and I’m Denise !) . This is sort of a thank you and a letter if you want to put it on your website. We went to The Couples Club about 3 months ago, well its taken this long to send you something so soreeeyy, but we had a great (our first) time. Very nice setting, you have a pretty and quite lavish club. We will be back next time we are in Sydney.
We were a bit nervous at the start but soon found ourselves in the bar with another couple called Jen and Sam who were also there for their first time ! Likes attract I think!

We were lucky we all walked in about the same time. We explained that we were not going to swing but just play with each other and enjoy the atmosphere, and let everyone enjoy us, and Jen said that was exactly what they were going to do too. Its exciting talking and giggling and then when you relax, realising that soon you are going to be nude with some people you’ve just met !
After lots of conversation with each other in the bar, all four of us had a walk around the club.

Of course we were dressed (or not too dressed !) appropriately for the different parts of the club we went to. Being nudey-beach goers we were used to being nude with other people around, but this was just a little bit more exiting.
Of course the spa was the last stop ! After that (and some submerged stroking that was just too obvious – especially after Sam got out of the spa !) all four of us realised that the next stop might be the group area.

When we got there we got plenty of inviting looks from the couples already there. Being new to this, we had four pounding hearts when we walked in. Jay and I began kissing and Jen and Sam began kissing, and after that we fitted in just right ! The rest was all a bit of a blur, but I remember a girl laying next to us having an orgasm with her man, and Its so nice to appreciate other people’s nude bodies doing more than laying on the beach. It was all very relaxed (except at those frantic moments !), with an equal number of guys and girls. And no, there were not erections waving everywhere !! Well, just enough anyway ! Jay and Sam were obviously quite happy !

My advice for newcomers – find another couple in the same boat and you will find a lot in common. Also, plenty of foreplay ! Guys listen !! – don’t start anything too soon even if other people around you are ! A couple you reaally like might come in later !
Just enjoying it at the same pace as another couple means you won’t get swept up in that big urge ! And this is a really unique experience so make it last. Also for you swinging guys; another girl will see how well you look after your partner and she might just keep you in mind if she is looking for a guy, although a lot of girls there want to be with other girls too.
Be prepared for other couples to ask if they can join you, but if you don’t want to you just say to each of the guy and girl in the couple that you are staying with each other that night they will usually get the message with all smiles.

It does get a bit crowded at times and if having other people touch your partner or yourself accidently (or not) worries you then maybe pick a quiet night if they have those.

If you like other couples seeing you then there are plenty of opportunities !

Thanks for a Great Night ! xxxxx

(Jay & Sam correct initials names changed)

I once read in a Hustler  Magazine in the 80’s an Article headed “The History of Swinging” it started off by saying “Group sex is not a new thing it has been around for ever, and more people joined together in orgies under the name of religion than at any other time, thousands would be involved and the high priest who presided over these events was “John (my surname)” amazing, it was my name how Bizarre, maybe I’ve come back as myself.

In Sydney it all really started with the publication of a magazine (paper) called Searchlight, back in 1972 published by a man who called himself Mr D, people would place ads with photos, this was revolutionary for the time, to be able to see nude photos and ads of like minded people you could contact and play with, and so the swinging scene in Australia – Sydney began.

Swinging parties then started to  happen, in peoples houses at first, and then in hotel rooms, the guy who organised these parties, was an  attractive guy in his 20’s called Rodger, Rodger would place an ad in Searchlight, saying  swinging couples will be meeting at a bar, giving the place time and date, all welcome, wear something yellow to be identified, they ended up being called yellow tie nights.

People would arrive look around the bar, spot someone with a yellow piece of clothing, there would be 30 or 40 couples, all crowded in a bar that usually was empty, the staff were all wondering where did all these people come from, and what’s with the yellow, great fun, how else could couples meet, there was no internet.
I went to my 1st meeting at the Five Doors Bar on Cleveland St, it was a real eye opener, I was very young only just old enough to be in a bar, there were lots of people too many really, so Rodger grabbed me and my girl, and took us over and introduced us to some other really attractive couples, there were about 25 couples in this section, we were all talking getting to know each other, I noticed all the time Rodger was working the floor, taking the not so attractive couples over to the other side of the bar, and getting them talking, then after a while I heard him say to the other crowd, “who has a place we can go to and have a party”, a couple said ’‘we do”, Rodger took out a pen and wrote down the address and handed it out, saying after a while “lets go we will see you there, OK bye see you soon, bye, and eventually off they all went, then to my amazement he came back to our group, and announced, “well that got rid of the ugly ones now lets all go back to my place for a party!”

So off we all went to Rose Terrace a very small lane parrell with oxford street behind what is now Good Bar, the place was small, we all packed in, people got down to fun, girls were half naked, guys were half naked, and in no time a full blown orgy was under way, I just stood there jammed against the wall looking in amazement, Rodger was standing his arms around two very attractive naked girls, and under the cramped conditions he stepped back right into me, he turned around and said “sorry mate who are you again?”, then he asked, “isn’t that your sexy lady over there?” I said yes, he then asked “why are you over here”, I replied “I am just watching”.

That was a moment for me, one of those moments you have only once in a life time, I had a strange feeling when the orgy started, the feeling that I was back home at last, I did not know why, (it would be 10 years till I read the article in hustler), I felt connected, it was a deep a very deep sense of belonging, I did not want to join in, I just wanted to savour that moment, it lasted and is still with me to this day, for me it is never about getting my rocks off, it’s almost spiritual, tapping these primal desires and instincts, instincts a select few people still have and act on, despite societies conditioning.

Rodger ran parties for many many years, and we are still close friends, he was Sydney’s original King of Swing, The next was Mr D he started to organise parties, and eventually opened Sydney’s 1st Swingers Club, in Cooper St Surry Hills,very near where The Couples Club is today, called the Penthouse Club, it was at the top of a six story building, people had a great time, this Club lasted about 2 years, the next guy who started to run things was Denis, he ran parties at his apartment on New South Head Rd, over looking Rushcutters Bay Park, it was now the mid 80’s we were all having a wild time, we would be with a dozen or more girls in a night, they loved it, we loved it, it was pre AIDS every one had unprotected sex, it was the norm, we didn’t know it, but times were about to change.
Denis eventually moved to a home unit in Elizabeth Bay, in the same Street as Toff Monks were my brother lived, after several years Denis sold out to a guy from Melbourne called Sergio, Sergio became the next King, he moved things to a terrace in Broham St. Kings Cross, and ran great parties there for years, there was a spa and a bar it was busy and a good looking crowd, I still see Sergio he is a cool guy.

In 1990, I went to a new club that I had heard was opening in Moore Park on South Dowling Street, the door was opened by a tall handsome blonde guy named Peter, there were about seven other couples, almost every one was under thirty and very attractive, especially the girls, three of the couples were international travellers, the night went off, a great success, and that night The Couples Club was born, and as fate would have it I was there.

The Club moved form Moore Park, to it’s current building in 1994, I continued going along and Peter and I became close friends, I had an interesting call from him in 2002, in fact most of the calls from Peter were interesting, he is a real character, he trained at NIDA, and loves to entertain every one, but this call went like this “Mate a girl wants to buy the Club, and I think I am going to sell.” I replied “Mate you can’t do that”, His reply was “I don’t want to sell to her, I want you to take over the Club, you have been living this lifestyle longer than any one, you should take over” he went on “I want to go, I’ve been doing this for twelve years, I am not making money, and I am sick of getting my cock sucked” so we did a hand shake, and I took over. (Imagine a job interviewer asking, Peter why did you leave your last job? Answer: “I was sick of getting my cock sucked”) The Couples Club is the longest running Swingers Club in Australia, it has been operating for over 20 years, and attracts couples from all walks of life. I feel privileged to be running The Club, a special place where peoples sexual fantasies come true, a club like no other in this country, and few overseas.

A Big Thank You to Peter and to the tens of thousands of couples who have visited The Couples Club over the years for making it what it is.

I say “DON’T DREAM IT, BE IT” !

Best Wishes

John

MANNEQUIN

I walked into The Club after midnight, Kendell the manager greeted me with a hug and a kiss on the cheek, we moved to the bar where a petty girl in a French maids out fit was busy serving drinks to couples.

Not what every one would think of as pretty, the bar girl’s hair was short cropped at one centimetre long all over her head, she had a very androgynous face that is to say it was hard to distinguish whether she was a very pretty boy or girl though her body was that of a girl – it was fabulous, the tightly tied maid’s top pushed up her bust showing off her large breasts.

Kendell introduced me saying Angie this is John, she broke into a big smile, and gave me the eye.

‘John,’ she asked, ‘Would you like something to drink?’  I replied, ‘Sure would you make a gin and tonic please ?’ she smiled nodded then moved off.

I chatted with Kendell until my drink arrived, then Kendell said to Angie and I, ‘Let’s all sit down there is a lull at the moment, most couples seem to be downstairs having sex.’

I looked around, there were only half a dozen couples left upstairs chatting here and there in the recesses of the club, almost hidden in the sexy red gloom of the place, a gloom unsuitable for any other nightclub but perfect for here.

We sat together on the red velvet lounges the girls sat on one at right angles to mine with Angie nearest me.

Once seated, I said, ‘I love the name Angie it reminds me of that Rolling Stones song “Angie”,
She said, ‘I love it too, I don’t want to use my real name I like the excitement of being in character, so please call me Angie,’ I said, ‘Pleased to meet you Angie,’ we all chatted.  Several times Angie went off to serve drinks, looking at her I thought, pity this girl is a dyke.

Some time later when we were all seated, Kendell said, ‘I didn’t expect to see you here tonight,’   I asked, ‘Why?’ She replied, ‘It’s the third Friday of the month or did you forget?’ I said, ‘Oh is it I did forget, Oh well too late now,’ Angie asked, ‘Too late for what?’ Kendell said, ’John always goes to the Hell Fire Club, it’s on tonight,’ Angie looked at me quizzically and asked, ‘Why don’t you go?’
I said, ‘I don’t like to go alone, it’s much more fun to go with someone,’ She look excited by the prospect, so I said, ‘Would you like come with me when you finish?’ She replied, ‘Sure, I’d love to but I have nothing to wear,’ ‘Wear your French maid’s outfit, you look perfect in that,’
‘She said, ‘That’s club property I couldn’t wear that!’
I asked, ‘What do you think Kendell, can she borrow that for the evening?’
Kendell smirked then said, ‘Sure no problem,’
I said, ‘I think we need to find you some hair, are you cool with that,’
Angie said, ‘I like my hair,’
I said, ‘I would like your hair too, but at the moment you don’t have any.’

On The Club bar in a reclining pose lives a mannequin, a beautiful Euro mannequin with her long legs in the air showing all present her bottom, she wears nothing but fishnets and a pair of sexy lace undies.

The effect is marvelous, she has perfectly shaped breasts, an amazing face with piercing blue eyes under a short cropped blonde wig.

I asked Kendell if Angie could try on the mannequin’s wig adding, ’It will look great on her.’

Kendell replied, ‘There is a sign “No Touching John” but for you I suppose she can,’ Kendell brought the wig over handing it to Angie she said, ‘Here you are, try it on,’

It looked as good on Angie as on the mannequin, Kendell and I both fell back on our lounges to admire her, then smiling we looked at each other nodding, Angie asked, ‘Well how’s it look?’ speechless at the transformation, eventually I said, ‘Go over to the round Versace mirror and take look for yourself,’

When she saw herself she shrieked, ‘Wow! That is amazing!’ turning this way and that to see the effect from all angles, she came back looked at me and asked, ‘How did you know that would look so great?’

‘Photographers know these things.’ was my reply.

Two couples came up together from the fantasy level below where they had obviously been having sex, they looked badly in need of a drink so the new Angie complete with hair went fix them one.

Kendell and I started laughing, Kendell said, ‘Did you notice she looks exactly like the mannequin with that wig on, exactly the same face and body,’  I said, ‘Yes they’re  identical twins.’

Once she had finished serving Angie came over all excited and said, ‘This is my first night and I am having so much fun, I didn’t believe  jobs like this existed’, Kendell said, ‘I know! That’s what I thought when I started here several years ago, this is the best job ever.’

Angie looked up at the clock and said, ‘The night is flying so fast and I don’t want it to end,’ I said, ‘It won’t end here, it’s going to be a big night, Hell Fire is loads of fun.’ Angie said, ‘Really! I have heard of it, but what goes on there? I have never been,’ I said, ‘It’s fun all fun you’ll love it.’

Half an hour before Angie was due to finish, Kendell said, ‘You guys can go have some fun if you like,’ saying to Angie, ‘Don’t worry I will pay you through to the end of your shift.

Angie replied, ‘Thank you so much,’ then looking at me she said, ‘I get to party and get paid too,’ We said our goodbyes and headed for Hell, I may as well take myself there I’ll probably be sent there anyway by St Peter.

Angie looked very special on the street a real shocker, the patrons at the KB Hotel next to the club all turned and stared as we passed to grab a cab.

Once on Oxford Street Angie was getting lots of admiring looks from both boys and girls.

Remember Oxford Street is the second gayest street in the world, behind Paulke Street in San Francisco.

We made our way across the street to Rouges night club’s back alley and the entrance to The Hell Fire Club.
As we walked between the convict carved stone walls, people were coming from the shadows to greet me, ‘You’re late tonight John’ said the first couple, I shook the guy’s hand and kissed the girl on the cheek, and so it went more or less all the way to the entrance.

As we queued Angie said, ‘Gee! you know a lot of people,’ I said, ‘Here I do,’ I had introduced Angie to everyone just saying this is Angie, because I could see they were puzzled as to who she was, or was it more than that, they seemed to be almost in shock when they saw her with me, I couldn’t understand why, my usual partner  was equally as attractive.

At the door we paid, got stamped and headed for the bar, as we pushed through the pack of half naked leather clad bodies, I received lots more greetings from both couples and singles with handshakes or embraces all round, I thought what’s with the strange looks Angie is getting.

We got a couple of drinks then Angie said, ‘Let’s dance,’ so we headed for the dance floor.

The dance floor was packed but still it seemed everyone was crowding around us, then some joined in dancing with us the scene was cool.

Angie being that way inclined was dancing with some of the hot young girls and touching them too on the breasts then moving in close slipping her hand down into their undies, then dirty dancing with their crutches touching and bumping in a slow grind and kissing as they danced.

More drinks more dancing more flirting – hard flirting, we were both doing it now fondling the girls, there must have had ten girls and five guys around us all wanting our attention, which we were giving out liberally.

Then a strange thing happened, Angie turned her attention to me, she threw her arms around my neck and kissed me on the mouth, then whispered, ‘Do you like your new bar girl?’
‘A lot,’ I replied, we kept up the embrace turning our attention to each other entirely for ages, when we came out of it, most of the others had drifted away.

I whispered into Angie’s ear, ‘Gee this is unusual for me on a dance floor!’ she asked,  ‘What?’ Without a word I took her hand and placed it on my half hard cock, she kissed me saying, ‘Glad to see I can do it for you,’ We left the floor, got a drink and moved to the dim back corner of the club, the dim light, the convict chiseled stone walls give the place a gothic dungeon feel.

Hell Fire is a bondage and discipline club, in this corner those activities take place, there’s an “A frame” where people can be bound and whipped.

An event was underway so we found a spot and settled down together to watch the action.

There was a girl in her late twenties being flogged, she noticed me and smiled, Angie asked, ‘Do you know her?’ I said, ’Yes, she comes to the club,’ Angie watched excitedly, I could see she was enjoying the whole thing, she said, ‘She looks so good up there, I want to have a go,’ I asked, ‘Have, you been flogged before?’ She replied, ‘Only when I have been very naughty,’ adding, ‘And I can be very naughty at times! – yes!’

When the event was over, Angie went up to the guy with the whip and said, ‘Can I be next’, he looked her over smiled then nodded without saying a word.

She came back and all excited, I still think there is something quite strange about a pretty young girl, being all excited because she is about to be flogged.

She said all excited, ‘He will flog me.’ I said, ‘No he want!’ She looked crestfallen and asked, ‘Ah, why not?’ I said, ‘Because I am going to flog you myself!, She said, ‘But he is a master,’  I said, ‘He can tie you, I get to flog you,’ She asked, ‘Are you any good?’

‘I was given a stock whip by my Uncle George for my ninth birthday, I said, ‘For tricks I used to flick cigarettes out of my friends’ mouths I crack a mean whip, I can certainly handle a flogger,’ Angie went back to the master and told him what the deal was.

The girl he had just flogged had obviously told the master who I was, other wise he would never have agreed to such terms.

Masters live to flog, to flog a petty girl like Angie is something special.

Rake as I now know him, made a big thing of binding Angie he did a great job he is an expert with rope.

I could see Angie was almost orgasming while being tied, she was taking deep breaths looking at me and biting her bottom lip, all haired up in her wig and looking gorgeous.

Rake had insisted she remove her maid’s skirt and under skirts, then he tied her doubled over the A frame with her fishnets down to her knees with her bare ass prone, to be whipped.

Her wrists and ankles were tied down at floor level, she looked great ass up high and perfectly ready, with the crack of her vagina slightly open and her little brown bum hole visible not only to me but everyone behind her, and that is how she was presented to me.

Master Rake handed me the whip presenting it horizontally the way a sword would be presented to a knight of the realm, saying very formally, ‘Here Sir! I have prepared her for you, she is nicely warmed up, I have given her ten lashes,’ I thanked him.

And so under the watchful eye of one hundred spectators I commenced with the flogging of Miss Angie.

Flogging is very like seduction itself, you must start soft and slow just feeling your way, seeing how the recipient is receiving you.

I landed my first stroke softer than a butterfly’s kiss upon her bare bottom, a whisper, just a falling caress with the whip.

Finding my rhythm I increase my speed along with the level of pain being metered out, increasing as Angie’s pain threshhold built, after fifty or sixty lashes, I was up to speed and so was Angie.

I had been flogging her butt cheeks one after the other, in a figure eight rhythm and they were flushed bright pink now, seeing she was ready I landed two heavy blows up the middle of her back followed by a really hard third blow.

I swung the whip up over my shoulder backwards coming up softly between her legs on her vagina she jumped, Good I thought.

After several more blows on her back and up between her legs, I walked around front to see she was OK I had missed the fact that Angie had been gimped, by the master.

She had a small rubber ball tied in her mouth, called gymping to stop her screaming out.

Gymping also increases the effect of surrender on the person, of giving themselves over, being subjugated if you like, handing over their well being and safety to another person and that is what this is all about.

The Master or the Top as he is called, is fully responsible for the safety of the Bottom, the person under his control and the Top’s responsibility is not to be taken lightly, this is not kindergarten playtime.

Angie had made no sign, ‘Are you ok?’ I asked she could not speak so she nodded and looked at me big eyed.

I went back to giving her what she was after, an extreme sexual experience.
I built my tempo again and started to flog her legs, being careful stockings when struck may break her skin.
Building – building, bum cheeks, back, vagina, vagina again, I was looking for the sign as to what excited her most?
Flogging her pussy not too hard seemed to be the way so I worked on that.

After ten blows to her vagina she started to cum.

Writhing in her restraints, bucking her ass up to meet my whips fall, I was going fast, hard and fast, and her orgasm seemed to be in tune with the whip strokes, then she went into a multiple orgasm a constant orgasm in which she shuddered, writhing against the ropes that held her, then after she finally finished I slowed the pace to bring her down again slowly, when my blows were again like caresses and she was relaxed,  I just let her lay there in post orgasmic bliss.

I looked around the crowd now my focus was not else where, both men and women were giving me the thumbs up for a good job well done.

I presented Rake his whip as he had presented it to me, and thanked him for allowing me the pleasure.
Then we both released Angie from her bonds.
I put my arm around her waist and helped her to the nearest lounge as people made way for us to pass.

I un-gymped her, she threw her arms around my neck then put her head on my shoulder, I whispered into her ear, ‘Are you Ok?’
She nodded and whispered back, ‘I never felt better in my whole life – thank you,’ Then she just slumped in my arms.

I couldn’t help thinking this is what it’s all about, a night like this.

After a time we drifted over towards the part of the club where the swingers gather, all regulars at The Couples Club.

As we approached I could see everyone was remarking to each other about Angie.

Then on arrival five people came up to us lead by Arnie and Alex a tall very attractive blonde in her early twenties, she said, ‘So John, we all want to know how did you do that?’ looking at Angie, I didn’t know what she ment so I didn’t reply, she went on,

‘We have all been talking about it and everyone agrees, John, you have brought the mannequin from The Club with you tonight as your date, and we want to know how you did that, how did you bring her to life?’

I started laughing, now I know what all the stares at Angie were all about, she looked so much like the maniquin they thought it was her.
An image of the mannequin came into my head again then looking at Angie it was all too bizarre I got their point.
They were serious they wanted an answer.
So I said, ‘How I brought her to life is a secret! My secret! But I must say she looks better in life don’t you think?’
Every one gave a little clap.

Then someone kissed Angie on the cheek, then Alex said, ‘Welcome to life Angie,’ and kissed her full on the lips slipping her tongue in Angie’s mouth, this had been a big night for Angie so I prised them apart, but the night was about to much bigger, for both of us.

David and Allison, a very attractive couple who run Angels and Demons, a monthly party at The Couples Club, were on the dance floor when we got there, David said, ‘This place is closing soon, lets go to the Columbian for one drink on our way to Arq, I agreed so we all headed out together.

Arq is predominantly a gay club with straights thrown into the mix, at dawn, the mix is always good.

The dim lighting and lasers along with fantastic throbbing music all go to zoning you out, we were all dancing, getting quite fucked up now, tired and drunk.

Angie was kissing and hugging me at times while we danced, I said, ‘I thought dykes didn’t fuck boys,’ she said, ‘I have and do fuck boys - not my preference -With me,’ she said, ‘it’s all about the flavor, if I can get into a guy – I will fuck him,’
I said, ‘Sounds like a big tease to me,’
She laughed then replied, ‘If we’re going out in six months you can fuck me,’
I replied, ‘If we’re still going out in six months you need to be fucked.’
She laughed again then said, ‘I need to take a pee come with me.’

We went into the ladies toilet together, I don’t know why they call it that, twenty guys were in there and only one girl? Angie, we went into a cubicle together.

She started to kiss me on the mouth, I got her tits out by untying the maid’s top, she pulled away slipped down her fishnets and sat on the toilet, I pulled her stockings down to her ankles to give me a better look, as she spread her legs.

I hadn’t seen her nice young little pussy up close until then, I went to touch it, but she said, grabbing my wrist, ‘You can touch but not inside,’
‘Ok,’ I replied, So I rubbed the outside till the pee started to flow, then I soaked my fingers in it and raised them to her mouth, saying, ‘Lick,’ she licked.  ‘Do you taste as good as you look,’
She smiled and said, ‘Yeah,’
As Angie stopped peeing she started to play with herself, saying, ‘I have to cum some more,’ she was sitting back on the toilet rubbing her clit hard, she looked up and said, ‘Wank! please wank! I want to watch,’ my cock was soft so I said, ‘See what can you do with this,’ still playing with her clit, she said, ‘Put it in my mouth, I’ll get him hard,’ I did and she did get me hard almost instantly.

I took her wig off while she was sucking me just to see what it would look like and placed it in my back pocket.

Fuck she looked androgynous.

Because I was in a gay club, you would have sworn I was in the toilet with a young gay guy getting sucked off, I put my hands around the back of her bald head while I rammed my cock as far as I could down her throat,  I fucked her face like that for some time, we were both loving it.

Then I moved down and started to lick her clit in competition with her fingers, her head was back and she was about to cum when –Bang! – Bang! Hard on the toilet door and a voice called, ‘Security! – come out!’

Fuck! We both looked at each other, I was down on my knees so I looked behind me and saw there were two big black boots under the toilet door, I thought, Shit No, then the boots went up on their toes, I looked up and a big head came over the door, and said, ‘What’s going on in here?’
I said, ‘Just give us a minute,’
He said, ‘No come out – Now!
I said, ‘Ok – Ok let us get our shit together,’
He said, Make it quick!’

Angie was in a panic, she whispered, ‘Fuck we are going to get thrown out!’
I said softly, ‘No I’ll handle it.’ She had taken her stockings all the way off in the course of things and was trying to put them back on,
I said, ‘Forget that, trading the wig for the stockings,
I said, ‘Put this on lets go,’
She said, ‘Fuck I am so horny I need to cum,’
I said,  ‘Come on lets get the fuck out of here,’
She said, ‘No I am needing to pee again,’ I opened the door and stepped out, the bouncer said, ‘What’s going on?’ and pushed the door open again, I looked back in and there was Angie sitting peeing, she said to the bouncer, ‘Do you mind I am peeing,’ but he continued to hold the door open watching.

Angie so as to prove she was in fact peeing or just to prove she was in fact a dirty little girl, leaned back to show him her pee, the problem was in doing so the pee shot up over the top of the toilet hitting the floor at the bouncers feet, splashing piss all over his boots and the bottom of his pants.

I though fuck Angie! don’t make this any worse than it is and I pulled the door out of the bouncer’s hand closed, he looked in my backpocket and said, ‘Are those her stockings?
I said, ‘Yes’
He said, ‘Get her to put them back on,’ sure now he just wanted to perv, I said, ‘No – She wants them off.’

Angie came out and walked straight past the bouncer to the wash basin she washed her hands, then as she finished at the basin, I said, ‘Come on,’ she fell in behind me as we moved through the washroom doorway back into the club, totally ignoring the bouncer as we went, he’d had his perv and stood aside letting us go.

Back on the dance floor we zoned out and lost all track of time, some time later who knows how long, Angie said, ‘Lets go out I need a smoke.’

The fresh air was great but the sun was well up, that always fucks with my head going into the light of day from cyber space is always a cruel thing, on seeing the world again all so bright and real, I looked around and said to Angie and the assembled smokers, ‘If this is reality give me a good fantasy anytime.’

We went back to cyberspace until Arq closed at nine thirty that morning.

Then we headed back to The Club so Angie could change into her civvies.

I lay on the bed wasted watching her undressed then start dressing she looked great totally naked, then with nothing else but a pair of little boys undies on, She said, ‘I want to sit on your dick so I can feel it through my undies,’ she straddled me rubbing my cock on her clit as I sucked her nipples.  I didn’t need to fuck her like most guys would have, for me it’s all about the journey and the fun, we had had a great night together, and our friendship was new,  so I said, ‘Lets go.
She finished dressing while I straightened myself up.

We embraced on the street she went one way I went the other.

As she walked off she called over her shoulder, ‘I like my new job,’ then with a big smile, ‘And – My new boss!’ blowing me a kiss.

(True story)

Only the Names have been changed to protect the innocent.
The What?

We just wanted to say a huge thank you for such a great time. We obviously enjoyed ourselves thoroughly, and it was really comforting to meet people just like us. I must say that in the middle somewhere (I can’t say exactly when, it’s all a fleshy blur) we just immersed ourselves in the atmosphere and went with it which was great!

It took a lot for us to get in there on Friday, rearranging work shifts and getting someone to watch the kids, but it was most definitely worth it. We will be coming back for more fun, the sooner the better. We haven’t been able to stop talking about all our experiences!

Thank you once again for help and advice and it was great to meet you and hoping to see you and those awesome rooms soon.
Lee and Joe

Same details apply:
Hours: Couples 8pm till Midnight 
            Guys      9.30 sharp till Near Midnight
            GUYS  Selected *(Not at the Door)
                     But Outside the KB Hotel Next door to the club @ 9.30pm SHARP…

First Two Couples or Girls FREE ENTRY
COST: Couples $100 / Girls $20 / Guys $150

SEE YOU THURSDAY NIGHT START YOUR WEEKEND EARLY… John

Just wanted to thank you for a great Sunday night a couple of weeks ago.
I hadn’t been to the club for a quite a while but had the pleasure of playing with a couple who had brought along a girl friend visiting from interstate.
The lady of the couple was hot and we had great fun, and her husband seemed like a nice guy too.

All in all, a great night with a good crowd. I would have liked to play with some of the other ladies as well, but we ran out of time in the end.

Anyway, thanks again.

Ben

Last Friday we ventured out to your club. Having been to another similar club a couple of months back and having been disappointed we weren’t sure what to expect. Let me just say that all expectations were exceeded! The crowd was awesome and we had an amazing night. There is nothing better than spending time with other sexually uninhibited people and experiencing new things with your partner. Our gal loved being the centre of attention at one point and we will definitely be back for more.

S&C

We were first to arrive that night because we didn’t know how it “worked” so we wanted to be sure before beginning and also thought it would be good to watch who turned up.

We got our locker key and went to the bar where we were introduced to the hostess and got a drink, we then took a seat on one of the couches near the bar where we could see everyone arriving.
After about half an hour people began arriving. We decided to have a look around and ended up playing pool with another couple. I had never played before and was thrilled at all the help I received!!

After this ice breaker we decided to go down get changed and go to the spa to continue with our new friends in the spa. There were another three couples already in the spa and this was really the defining moment of when we took the plunge,  took off our club robes and got in. At first it felt surreal to me, I can’t believe how liberating it was for us.

The other couples were so friendly and it was really good to mix with other like minded people. After a 15 min sit and chat in the spa it was time to take a walk on the wild side and we went down into the play rooms and connected with another couple who were regulars. They gave us some helpful tips and then we proceeded to have some exciting times. After about an hour we moved around to the B & D room and I had a go on the swing, very nice!  We then met up with another couple we had met in the spa and had more fun! By this time it was 2am and we could not believe how fast the time had flown.

                Well it was time for us to go home but we also had some fun in the cab on the way back to the hotel. We had a great time and talk about our wonderful experience a lot. We will be back and will treat ourselves two or three times a year.

                I hope this email is helpful to any other couple who has been thinking about doing this but too afraid to have a go. There is no pressure to participate, give it a go and I expect you will have a lot of fun like we did – remember you are on this earth for a good time not a long time!
 
Regards,
 
Lisa

Holland:
Fun4two       Website: www.fun4two.nl
Undoubtedly the best swingers club I have ever been to, located 40km from Rotterdam this place is great value and is packed with 150 couples every Friday Saturday and Sunday night, the cost is 100 euro, with food and alcohol included.
Built in a heritage listed farm house, the club has a large bar and dance floor area and restaurant down stairs, and on the fantasy levels over 20 play rooms all on a different theme, where you will loose your self, people come from all over europe and infact the world to this club, it is truley international.
The Club is owned and operated by a couple, Laurens and Rineke they oversee every thing, to ensure your visit to Fun4Two is perfect, and it will be.
Summary: I would thoroughly recommend this club to any one, you wont find fault with any thing, Disneyland for Swingers.

France:
Paris: Paris has about 15 clubs, most of which open every night of the week, most Paris Clubs don’t open till late 11pm and as a rule don’t provide lockers or change facilities.

La’chandel: 1 rue Therefe (near louvre)
This club is truly Paris Class, built in catacombs below the street, but fitted out like the plushest of night clubs.
La’chandel is very hard to get into, it’s all about how your girl looks at the door, they turn away two hundred and take in one hundred couples nightly, so have a back up plan if you go, in case you don’t get in, if you get in it is a real experience, the couples are all dressed to kill the cream of Paris, just looking around the crowd is exciting, the club has only three bedroom areas, but this club it is not about sex it is about being there.
Summary: If you can get in, you will have a great night, cost of entry 80 euro, no comp drinks any more, watch the cost of drinks!  water (tap) $30 AUD beer $60 AUD  if your not carefull you will get a bill at the end of the night for $500.
unlike the night we went to Valerie the owners Birthday Party a couple of years ago, we drank French champagne all night and it was all free.

Overside:  92 rue Cherche Midi Gaterie le sevrien 75006 PARIS
This club opened to take up the couples turned away from la Chandel, it is very well appointed, big dance floor, good bedrooms, places to watch the action. VIP booths which I don’t like, I don’t think clubs should be them and us, the music is good, good mix of people, it gets busy but not in the class of la Chandel
Summary: My number two choice in Paris.

Two + Two:  9 boulevard Edgard Quinet -75014 Paris  www.2plus2.fr
The original swingers club founded in 1974, and still going strong, a nice cosy club with plenty on action, which is rare in French clubs, girls must wear a skirt to get in. I have had some great nights here, the mix of exotic looking people in the bedrooms can be amazing, women from all over the world, something you don’t ever see in Australian clubs.
Summary: My third choice in Paris, can be really good and every one plays.

Au Pluriel Club:  13 rue Francois Miron PARIS 4e
One of the original clubs in Paris, a bit older crowd, and single guys make it not every ones cup of tea, there is a buffet from 8pm till 10pm included in the entry fee.
The club is on three levels, the bottom level has a dance floor, and some bedroom areas, it is fun and if you don’t like the extra guys just shoo them away.
Summary: Younger couples or couples who don’t like extra guys around probably wont like it.

le Nautilus:  18, rue feydeau  75002   PARIS   www.lenautilus.net
Nice small well fitted out club, open plan with inter connecting cubicles, where if you like the couple in the next cubical you can slip thru the wall and play with them.
Summary: Nice friendly club can be a bit quiet at times.

NO Comment:  36 rue de Ponthieu 75008 PARIS
Again built to take the rejected couples from la Chandel, and no expense was spared, we went there just after they opened and were greeted at the door by the owners daughters each holding in their arms real baby tigers.
Very plush venue massive dance floor, the bedroom areas are exciting but small, and like lots of people who open clubs and throw cash at them, it just does not work some how, and the club didn’t take off.
On our last visit, they had started to let in selected single well groomed guys, and there were lots of lovely single young model looking girls there too, who flirted with us and the guys, I got the feeling they were available at an extra cost.
Summary: Great looking club, was too quiet so along with couples you get a mix of pretty girls, and selected single guys with cash (now they get their money back) 

le Chateau: 103 rue Marceder, PARIS 18e
A different club, very alternative mix, with transvestites and couples all thrown together, I tried to get into the mood, but with a two metre high body builder in drag with fingers thicker than my big toe, trying hard to fuck me and my woman, some how i just couldn’t relax, in fairness it was a theme night, the club looks great and I believe they have made it even better.
Summary: If you like alternate this place is for you.

Cap D’Agde Naturist Resort South of France

The Naturist Resort at Cap D’Agde is the largest nudist resort in the world, boasting 10,000 beds, the resort opens for the summer only, June to 1st October, built in the 1970’s,  it is a massive private beach area, with condominiums shops restaurants and night clubs, six or seven of which are Swingers Clubs, but the action doesn’t start there it starts on the beach, up until 2002 couples would go into the sand dunes behind the beach and have fun together,  and with thousands of people on the beach the choices were endless, and in the dunes there would be pockets of all types of play going on, from just two couples having sex together, through to crowds of people having sex, and in true European style, there would be no fuss, no one being pushy or aggressive, every one being polite, every one having sexy fun.
In 2002 this changed the cunt-stabullary sent in mounted police, they ride through the dunes and issue infringement notices for indecency, if you are caught in a sexual act, I don’t know how to you identify yourself when you are nude, or put the ticket, but now people rarely go off the beach into the dunes any more, the action is different now.

There is a section of beach up past the police box, a mile up the beach from the families, some days at around 6pm when the day is almost over, the police have gone home for the day, and every one is horny, people all laying around naked and up close to each other, you get this collective buzz in the air, I have never felt it before, it’s tangable it’s like that calm before a massive thunder storm, the air is charged with sexual energy, attractive people looking at each other, with lusty eyes, looking at each others genitals, the subtle opening of legs to show off a vagina, someone touching their lover, then a lick, lots of licks and touching, people moving around and then the sound of a women’s orgasm, which excites the 1,000 strong crowd even more, people see others doing things, and they start doing things, it’s catching, people are now openly fucking, it is really exciting to watch this transition into a mass orgy, and in no time a full blown mass orgy is under way, and no amount of policemen could stop it.
The Clubs:
The Clubs are different here, the cost of entry is free or inexpensive, people go to many clubs on the one night, they are just like a regular night club, you buy your drinks from the bar, sit around in the bar lounge area, and meet people, but some where there are bedrooms you may have to go looking for them.

Tantra:
This is the best of the clubs, it is on the beach, has a restaurant and is fitted out beautifully, the bedroom areas are good and are usually packed with people, and the action is great, but in summer it can be really hot.

Le Juls:
Not so upmarket as Tantra, free entry before midnight, it holds about 150 people, the dancing and music are great the bedroom area is small you have trouble getting in, and when you do it is pretty much standing room only, but it is free, you just buy drinks have a dance, have a play if you can and move on, that’s what every one does.

Other Clubs:
There are about 4 or 5 other clubs, they vary in their appeal and entry costs, several cater for single guys along with the couples, they are all fun at different times of the night, some clubs kick early in the night which is around 11pm and others really get going around 2pm, remember every one is on holiday, this is a naturist resort, all the women are dressed with next to nothing on, they would be arrested anywhere else in the world, the dress code is Flesh or Fetish for both girls and guys, people come from all over the world to be there, it’s horny, it’s out there, it’s wild fun.

(Optional Reading)
We met a couple in one of these clubs the girls was very very attractive about 22 the guy also attractive 26, they asked us back to their apartment, when we got there he made us a couple of drinks, the action started it was fabulous, after some time I was thinking god I am flying, I asked Nikki are you OK she said yes this is great, it was, then after a while I noticed an extra guy in the action, I though that’s cool,he was early 20’s, then a bit later there were a couple more guys, then some time later there was a knock on the door, in French I heard a guy say “security” a bit more chat in French, then the owner comes in and says you will have to go, I said why, he said because there is 8 more guys waiting outside to come in, and some one has complained an bout them, so we left, when we got outside we were totally lost and confused, I had only had 4 beers, after a while we realised we had been given a date rape drug, there are notices all over the place warning you to be careful.
(Went looking for them the next night to do it all again, with out the drugs, but we couldn’t find them).

Travel:
I have found the best way to get there is to take the very fast train the SNCF from Paris, it is cheap and fast, the cost is about AUD 120 return, per person, it is about 1,000 km the train travels at 360 km per hour, the trip takes about 3.5 hours.

Accommodation:
Book online and book no later that February for the season, to book for August book the year before. be shore to get a room with air conditioning, it gets really hot and you want sleep with out one. the cost varies but 9 days in a self contained bed sit cost AUD 1,100 in July.

I hope you find this information helpful and informative.

Best Wishes
John