I just wanted to say thanks to all of you for making my first experience (solo too) so fun and memorable.. I was very nervous when I got there but with your help, I was able to relax and really enjoy myself.
Will hopefully see you again soon!

Laura,nervous single girl drinking champagne.

Holland:
Fun4two       Website: www.fun4two.nl
Undoubtedly the best swingers club I have ever been to, located 40km from Rotterdam this place is great value and is packed with 150 couples every Friday Saturday and Sunday night, the cost is 100 euro, with food and alcohol included.
Built in a heritage listed farm house, the club has a large bar and dance floor area and restaurant down stairs, and on the fantasy levels over 20 play rooms all on a different theme, where you will loose your self, people come from all over europe and infact the world to this club, it is truley international.
The Club is owned and operated by a couple, Laurens and Rineke they oversee every thing, to ensure your visit to Fun4Two is perfect, and it will be.
Summary: I would thoroughly recommend this club to any one, you wont find fault with any thing, Disneyland for Swingers.

France:
Paris: Paris has about 15 clubs, most of which open every night of the week, most Paris Clubs don’t open till late 11pm and as a rule don’t provide lockers or change facilities.

La’chandel: 1 rue Therefe (near louvre)
This club is truly Paris Class, built in catacombs below the street, but fitted out like the plushest of night clubs.
La’chandel is very hard to get into, it’s all about how your girl looks at the door, they turn away two hundred and take in one hundred couples nightly, so have a back up plan if you go, in case you don’t get in, if you get in it is a real experience, the couples are all dressed to kill the cream of Paris, just looking around the crowd is exciting, the club has only three bedroom areas, but this club it is not about sex it is about being there.
Summary: If you can get in, you will have a great night, cost of entry 80 euro, no comp drinks any more, watch the cost of drinks!  water (tap) $30 AUD beer $60 AUD  if your not carefull you will get a bill at the end of the night for $500.
unlike the night we went to Valerie the owners Birthday Party a couple of years ago, we drank French champagne all night and it was all free.

Overside:  92 rue Cherche Midi Gaterie le sevrien 75006 PARIS
This club opened to take up the couples turned away from la Chandel, it is very well appointed, big dance floor, good bedrooms, places to watch the action. VIP booths which I don’t like, I don’t think clubs should be them and us, the music is good, good mix of people, it gets busy but not in the class of la Chandel
Summary: My number two choice in Paris.

Two + Two:  9 boulevard Edgard Quinet -75014 Paris  www.2plus2.fr
The original swingers club founded in 1974, and still going strong, a nice cosy club with plenty on action, which is rare in French clubs, girls must wear a skirt to get in. I have had some great nights here, the mix of exotic looking people in the bedrooms can be amazing, women from all over the world, something you don’t ever see in Australian clubs.
Summary: My third choice in Paris, can be really good and every one plays.

Au Pluriel Club:  13 rue Francois Miron PARIS 4e
One of the original clubs in Paris, a bit older crowd, and single guys make it not every ones cup of tea, there is a buffet from 8pm till 10pm included in the entry fee.
The club is on three levels, the bottom level has a dance floor, and some bedroom areas, it is fun and if you don’t like the extra guys just shoo them away.
Summary: Younger couples or couples who don’t like extra guys around probably wont like it.

le Nautilus:  18, rue feydeau  75002   PARIS   www.lenautilus.net
Nice small well fitted out club, open plan with inter connecting cubicles, where if you like the couple in the next cubical you can slip thru the wall and play with them.
Summary: Nice friendly club can be a bit quiet at times.

NO Comment:  36 rue de Ponthieu 75008 PARIS
Again built to take the rejected couples from la Chandel, and no expense was spared, we went there just after they opened and were greeted at the door by the owners daughters each holding in their arms real baby tigers.
Very plush venue massive dance floor, the bedroom areas are exciting but small, and like lots of people who open clubs and throw cash at them, it just does not work some how, and the club didn’t take off.
On our last visit, they had started to let in selected single well groomed guys, and there were lots of lovely single young model looking girls there too, who flirted with us and the guys, I got the feeling they were available at an extra cost.
Summary: Great looking club, was too quiet so along with couples you get a mix of pretty girls, and selected single guys with cash (now they get their money back) 

le Chateau: 103 rue Marceder, PARIS 18e
A different club, very alternative mix, with transvestites and couples all thrown together, I tried to get into the mood, but with a two metre high body builder in drag with fingers thicker than my big toe, trying hard to fuck me and my woman, some how i just couldn’t relax, in fairness it was a theme night, the club looks great and I believe they have made it even better.
Summary: If you like alternate this place is for you.

Cap D’Agde Naturist Resort South of France

The Naturist Resort at Cap D’Agde is the largest nudist resort in the world, boasting 10,000 beds, the resort opens for the summer only, June to 1st October, built in the 1970’s,  it is a massive private beach area, with condominiums shops restaurants and night clubs, six or seven of which are Swingers Clubs, but the action doesn’t start there it starts on the beach, up until 2002 couples would go into the sand dunes behind the beach and have fun together,  and with thousands of people on the beach the choices were endless, and in the dunes there would be pockets of all types of play going on, from just two couples having sex together, through to crowds of people having sex, and in true European style, there would be no fuss, no one being pushy or aggressive, every one being polite, every one having sexy fun.
In 2002 this changed the cunt-stabullary sent in mounted police, they ride through the dunes and issue infringement notices for indecency, if you are caught in a sexual act, I don’t know how to you identify yourself when you are nude, or put the ticket, but now people rarely go off the beach into the dunes any more, the action is different now.

There is a section of beach up past the police box, a mile up the beach from the families, some days at around 6pm when the day is almost over, the police have gone home for the day, and every one is horny, people all laying around naked and up close to each other, you get this collective buzz in the air, I have never felt it before, it’s tangable it’s like that calm before a massive thunder storm, the air is charged with sexual energy, attractive people looking at each other, with lusty eyes, looking at each others genitals, the subtle opening of legs to show off a vagina, someone touching their lover, then a lick, lots of licks and touching, people moving around and then the sound of a women’s orgasm, which excites the 1,000 strong crowd even more, people see others doing things, and they start doing things, it’s catching, people are now openly fucking, it is really exciting to watch this transition into a mass orgy, and in no time a full blown mass orgy is under way, and no amount of policemen could stop it.
The Clubs:
The Clubs are different here, the cost of entry is free or inexpensive, people go to many clubs on the one night, they are just like a regular night club, you buy your drinks from the bar, sit around in the bar lounge area, and meet people, but some where there are bedrooms you may have to go looking for them.

Tantra:
This is the best of the clubs, it is on the beach, has a restaurant and is fitted out beautifully, the bedroom areas are good and are usually packed with people, and the action is great, but in summer it can be really hot.

Le Juls:
Not so upmarket as Tantra, free entry before midnight, it holds about 150 people, the dancing and music are great the bedroom area is small you have trouble getting in, and when you do it is pretty much standing room only, but it is free, you just buy drinks have a dance, have a play if you can and move on, that’s what every one does.

Other Clubs:
There are about 4 or 5 other clubs, they vary in their appeal and entry costs, several cater for single guys along with the couples, they are all fun at different times of the night, some clubs kick early in the night which is around 11pm and others really get going around 2pm, remember every one is on holiday, this is a naturist resort, all the women are dressed with next to nothing on, they would be arrested anywhere else in the world, the dress code is Flesh or Fetish for both girls and guys, people come from all over the world to be there, it’s horny, it’s out there, it’s wild fun.

(Optional Reading)
We met a couple in one of these clubs the girls was very very attractive about 22 the guy also attractive 26, they asked us back to their apartment, when we got there he made us a couple of drinks, the action started it was fabulous, after some time I was thinking god I am flying, I asked Nikki are you OK she said yes this is great, it was, then after a while I noticed an extra guy in the action, I though that’s cool,he was early 20’s, then a bit later there were a couple more guys, then some time later there was a knock on the door, in French I heard a guy say “security” a bit more chat in French, then the owner comes in and says you will have to go, I said why, he said because there is 8 more guys waiting outside to come in, and some one has complained an bout them, so we left, when we got outside we were totally lost and confused, I had only had 4 beers, after a while we realised we had been given a date rape drug, there are notices all over the place warning you to be careful.
(Went looking for them the next night to do it all again, with out the drugs, but we couldn’t find them).

Travel:
I have found the best way to get there is to take the very fast train the SNCF from Paris, it is cheap and fast, the cost is about AUD 120 return, per person, it is about 1,000 km the train travels at 360 km per hour, the trip takes about 3.5 hours.

Accommodation:
Book online and book no later that February for the season, to book for August book the year before. be shore to get a room with air conditioning, it gets really hot and you want sleep with out one. the cost varies but 9 days in a self contained bed sit cost AUD 1,100 in July.

I hope you find this information helpful and informative.

Best Wishes
John

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Recent Statistics Show That Sydney’s Saucy HouseWives Are Anything But Desperate.

At first glace, Laura* seems so perfect, she’s like the remodelled version of Nicole Kidman in The Stepford Wives. She’s charming and beautiful 27 year-old housewife, living with her husband of one year Pete*, a tall, dark and handsome 40 year-old stockbroker. They live in a spotless, two storey- house in one of Sydney’s exclusive suburbs, Laura is an affluent but average stay-at home wife, who teaches three aerobics classes a week, goes to the supermarket, does yoga, and enjoys gardening and cooking.

On Friday nights they usually go out to a local Restaurant.On Saturday nights Laura changes out of her gardening gear, pours a glass of chardonnay and throws on a skin-thight micro mini and vists a sex club with her husband in tow. This 170cm, size 10 suburban sex kitten is a real and very happy “desperate housewife” and is a regular at The Couples Club in Surry Hills.”My neighbours would be really shocked to find out i enjoy visiting a sex club, but it’s exciting having my own secret sexual identity, It is an adventure that my husband and I enjoy having together,” Laura says “My husband and I first went to The Couples Club about three years ago when we started dating. We love it and sometimes go every week” 

Just like Gabrielle Solis (Eva Longoria) on the TV show desperate Housewives, Laura is highly sexed, stunning, and enjoyes living in the huge house, having a wardrobe full of designer clothes and a husband who adores her. And just like all the show’s characters, Laura is hiding a deep, dark secret.

“Going to the Swingers’ Club is a very sensual ewperience. We are an open-minded and highly sexed couple and we do every thing together”, she says. “but friends, nieghbours and family would be very shocked if they ever found out . Sometimes we’ll both have sex with other couples or he’ll watch me doing some girl on girl action, or sometimes we’ll just have sex with each other in a room with other people around us”
The Couples Club is Australia’s original and biggest swingers club.

Manager John Thomas says safe and sexy venues replace the ’70s fad of “Key Parties”. where couples would swap wives. “key Parties are dead and gone but we’ve been in Surry Hills for 13 years now” he says “On Saturday nights, probably around half of the crowd are married and come in with their partners from the suburbs. That’s usually the popular night for house wives with kids at home and Friday is a slightly younger crowd”. There are usually about 30 people there on Friday nights and more than 50 on Saturdays. it’s BYO alcohol, and costs $150 per couple for the night. There are six bedroom areas, two orgy rooms and a 15-person spa.
Thomas says swingers’ clubs are more popular when they are based in a big city like Sydney, as there is less chance of running into a nosey neighbour in a city of more than four million people.

Internet sites such as Adultmatchmaker.com.au has about a million members across australia, which is more than the largest singles dating website. Sex sites for couples and people looking to spice up their lives are clearly more popular than ever, but Thomas says clients love the instant results from a swingers’ club.
“We have couples who have been together since they were 16 and it gives them a chance to put the spark back in their marrage. It’s consensual, and they are doing it together. This way housewives and mothers can discover their sexual side without having to go out and have an affair. “Around 50 per cent of the crowd is in their 30s. Women hit their sexual peak in their 30s, so if they got married at 25 and the seven-year itch kicks in, then they’re usually looking for some adventure.
Suburban couples need somewhere to go to meet their fantasies.

We have all types of people come in, from house wives, to doctors and people who drive trucks. “We have one very attractive couple who come regularly”,says Thomas “They met at school and are in their mid-thirties, and have a teenage child. she’s a housewife and he’s a professional. None of their friends would have any idea they do this. They look so innocent but they’ve been swapping partners here for three years and they love it.
“Laura agrees.”Sometimes I’ll be bored when I’m teaching or shopping or cleaning during the week and I’ll think back to what happens at The Club. it’s sexually empowering and enhances our already good sex life. When i have a good night there, I leave floating and go back to the suburbs and our nice little neighbourhood where no one knows our sexual secret.”

Adam & Kay…they are our real names…lol